that's what jenn says: Sign Language

Sign Language

Posted by Jenn On 12:40 AM

At the risk of cementing my [undeserved] reputation of being an alcoholic ( and btw, I'm really not.. I don't want to come home and see an intervention staged in my living room. I assure you all, I'm fine.), one of my favorite sites is Modern Drunkard Magazine. One of the articles is on sign language for use in bars. Here are some of my favorites:

I'm going to scam drinks like a bandito.

Tab? I don't need no stinkin' tab.

I'm putting on the beer goggles and going in.

For God's sake, stop me.

Too much talk, not enough drinking.

Dude, you're bringing down the whole party.

I'm marking your round score.

You're getting shut out, tightwad.

I've been waiting for a drink so long I'm growing a beard.

I will use it to strangle the bartender.

Insert a drink here.

And I will stop staring at you.

And of course, this last one has special meaning for me:

If I walk now, I'll fall down.

So I'm going to sit here and drink.

You can view the rest of the article here. Enjoy!

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